Short, Sweet, And To the Point

"in the boobs!"

left by a boy on 4/25/07 at 10:16 am, 732 area code

Bike Ride?

"unnnnhhhhh, (windy noises, some traffic, and gears) eh heh, yeah!"

left by a boy on 4/24/07 at 9:42 pm, 267 area code

PHENOMENA!!!

"um, hello, ****, my name is PHENOMENA, mahnna, mahnna, I think it is.... anyway... come on, all I want to say is, I don't know, I danced alot tonight- don't tell my boyfriend, because, dance, I danced, oh my god look at them!!! oh my god, sh!! don't look at them, don't make eye contact! oh my god! oh my god!!! we almost got, she was an under cover cop, but we're ok, we're ok! give me a call later! I love you! ok!!!"

left by a girl on 4/21/07 at 2:17 am, 856 area code

...?

"unnnnnnh, unnnnnnnnggggggggghhh!!! oh! aaaaahahahhhh!!!!"

left by a boy? on 4/21/07 at 1:26 am, 302 area code

Making Me Horny

"hehehehee, hahahaa, you're talking too much, my face is turning red!!! you can't look at me when I'm leaving this!! stop it, stop it!! we, weee, wee, I can't help it!!! It's making me horny!! ok, I'll call you later, ok, I love you, bye!!!!"


left by a girl on 4/18/07 at 9:37 pm, 856 area code

First Time Ever...

"**** *********, I'm sitting at the bar with you for the first time ever, you look fucking hot as SHI-IT, it's ****** ********, I love you. Have a good night. Goodbye."


left by a girl on 4/18/07 at 9:36 pm, 215 area code

Blackmail or Something...

"oh my god **** you're so fucking HOT!!!! It's ******, ******* told me to drunk dial you so I called DRUNK and anyways I'm sure you'll need this as black mail or something, but who knows, what the fuck, I don't give a shit, SO, hope to hear from you whenever you're fucking drunk, XXX-XXX-XXXX ok BYEEEEEE"

left by a girl on 4/18/07 at 9:35 pm, 410 area code

Keep 'Em Coming!!!

"yo what's up motha fucka we drunk!!"

"YEAH SON!!!!!"

"yeah homie!!!"

"ow OW!!"

left by two girls, on 4/18/07 at 9:29 pm, from an unknown number