Part of That Vow

"Hey, we just got yelled at by a priest. I didn't think priests could yell. I thought it was part of that vow they took when they wear the collar and all that? But, dude, his collar was like undone? Unbuttoned? So maybe that was it. Goooood going. I always thought priest were good looking. Rock."


left by a boy, on 08/12/2008 at 9:05pm, 610 area code

Not THAT drunk...

"Hello, hahaha, I don't know how to do this. I'm not that drunk but your voice sounds hot and we were just with some lesbians all night. Bye!"


left by a girl, on 06/01/2008 at 2:43am, 570 area code

Storytime.

"So yes, ummm, this is a story. This is a story of a drunk person who has no idea what the fuck is going on right now. I have this one girl who has no idea what she wants to do with her life, I have another girl who just wants to fuck (all the time) and I have another girl who is my best friend in the goddamn whole wide world and she has no idea what she's doing. Do you want to be that person who stands for the friend, or wants to just get laid constantly, or stands for just being that good person. Debatable. Very debatable."

left by a boy, on 06/01/2008 at 2:39am, 570 area code