I don't know, do you think they were all lesbians?

Boy 1- HI! You know who it is!

Boy 2- WERE FUCKING DRUNK

Boy 1- You know who it is!!!

Boy 2- WE'RE ALL DRUNK

Boy 1- We're drunk and la la la and we're walking down route 30 and it's cause we're being responsible!!! The rest of the people who walk down route 30 are POOR, but we're not poor, we have cars right?

Boy 2- We DO!!!

Boy 1- WE DO! We're just being responsible and not driving after drinking cause it's against the law.

Boy 2- But there's no cops here.

Boy 1- Oh there's always cops here!! But there's usually cops here.

Boy 2- We would have been home by now...

Boy 1- We WOULD have been home by now should we have driven but we're being responsible---- that guy honked at us.

Boy 2- That was them.

Boy 1- He must think that we were poor.

Boy 2- No that was them!

Boy 1- Was that them?

Boy 2- He left in a pick up.

Boy 1- He did leave and come back in a pick up so that was indeed the same person- with the lesbian!!

Boy 2- I don't know, how many of them were lesbians?

Boy 1- I don't know, do you think they were all lesbians?

Boy 2- I don't know, but--

Boy 1- I don't think any of them were attracted to you

Boy 2- HEY MAN fuck your mother!!!

Boy 1- *raucous laughter* Even if they were straight they probably weren't attracted to you.

Boy 2- Aw listen man---

Boy 1- Anyway there was this band and they butchered Skynard and there was this guy and I ripped his chest hair out of his chest, WOW there was this really loud truck and I hate walking down this fuckin road lookin like we're poor, but we're not! We're being responsible!

Boy 2- Aw quite bein so judgmental, that tractor trailer is going straight for that hooker...

Boy 1- alright! fuck off! did it!! bye!

left by two boys, at 1:06 am on 3/29/2008, 856 area code

BEER FEST

Girl- hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha
it's 3 o'clock on a Saturday I went to Beer Fest Philadelphia, 2000 and 8!
WOO!! WOOO!!! WOOOO!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I am drunk and this is to you, and some one else wants to talk to you, OUCH!

Boy- I don't know who I'm talking to- HEY! HELLO! Wicked ass drunk dial right here and it's like 3 o'clock in the afternoon and we just came from beer fest we're drunk and she's drunk and I just smacked her ass

Girl- He smacked my ASS!! drunk dial damnit- OUCH, ow, wow!!! That really hurt!!!!

left by a boy and a girl, on 3/1/2008 at 3:09pm, 215 area code
(note: much of this drunk dial was sung, tune unrecognizable)