Spanks A Lot

"I wanna spank you!"

left by an unidentifiable individual on 7/1/2007 at 12:52am, 717 area code

Robins Egg Blue

"I was just the fuckin star on the dance floor, robins egg blue brides maids dresses, FUCK YEAH! I'm a god."

left by a girl on 6/30/2007 at 11:43pm, 814 area code

That Third Stall...

"Hey it's me, ******, I think that we met the other night at that place in the west village, I don't know it was just like crazy and you know we had that little moment in the bathroom and I remember you, hehe, a little bit, giving me this number but I just wanted you to know I've never held anything like that moment in the bathroom, in that, that third stall. gosh, do you remember when that guy walked in on us? it was silly. I mean I don't remember it very WELL, but I remember you. and I hope you'll call me sometime. love always, ******."

left by a boy on 6/30/2007 at 1:20am, 401 area code

I Have A Moustache...

"I don't really know if this thing beeped at me but I'm gonna talk now, there's a plane in the sky and, yar, yeah, ye-ah!! ok. hahahah ha ha ha. ****s fucking with me, but it's fun! I have a moustache, I gotta pee, um, I'm doin good, ok, I love you, bye sweetheart!!"

left by a boy on 6/30/2007 at 1:18am, 610 area code